Adulterous couple caught mysteriously stuck to each other

In a suspected use of 'runyoka' - the famed so-called Central Locking System, a cheating couple was caught mysteriously stuck to each other at Matapi Flats in Mbare yesterday. They were believed to be i their sexual positions in a story that got the whole city's ever-so-busy tongues wagging!

Traders goods at Mbare Musika are also feared to have been stolen after they left them making a bee line to Matapi Police Station where the couple was believed to have been taken.

Officer in Charge at Matapi Police Station dismissed the rumour  before referring us to the provincial police spokesperson.

"We are surprised to see all these people flocking here but we never saw anyone coming with that case here," he said in defence.

But that did not stop scores of rumour-mongering Harare residents from flocking to Matapi Police Station despite being told by police that it was possibly a hoax.

It would seem they don't entirely believe the denials of the police force if the numbers that continued to swell and expect to see the phenomenon is anything to go by.

"Confirm finer details with our spokesperson, but we honestly have no idea of the story," said the Officer in Charge.

More than 2,000 people thronged the police station demanding the police to bring out the stuck couple. reinforcements were called to control the swelling curious crowd who were passing time among each other discussing sex stories freely among different age groups who attended.

If ever there was a SEX WORLD CUP and sex interest, Zimbabwe would no doubt be the equivalent of Brazil in football judging from the drooling mouths and enthusiastic sex talk!

"If you do not bring them out we will not leave this place because they have been brought to your police station," the crowd was heard shouting.

"Tavaona vakanamirana vaunzwa varimuchingoro kunge ladder vaburitsei pamavaviga," they chanted.

Two tear smoke canisters were used to control the crowd who wanted to bring the fence down before the reinforcements moved swiftly to control the increasingly volatile situation.

Some members of the public said the charms used in such cases are unlocked by going public and suspected that the locked couple could have disappeared into the crowd. Others were suggesting that the man has to urinate so as to get released from the Central Locking 'curse'.

Runyoka is a traditional way where juju is used to lock mainly women so that they do not cheat with other men. If they do, they get stuck together and often only the woman's husband can help them separate.

When we left the place at around 5pm more people were still flocking to catch a glimpse of the stuck couple as police were in control of the salivating curious crowd. Efforts to contact higher offices in the police ranks proved fruitless.

The case proved that Harare is fast becoming the rumour capital of the world with people coming from far and wide to see something police claim never was in the first place!

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