Zulu man and an English lawyer

An English lawyer and a Zulu man happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from London to Joburg. The lawyer leans over to him and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Zulu man is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works . 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa.' Again, the Zulu man politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a poor Zulu he (lawyer) will easily win this game, so he makes another offer. 'Ok, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only 5 pounds, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 pounds.' The streetwise Zulu man wakes up at the mention of such a figure so he agreed to play the game. The lawyer asks the firs...Read more

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