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Zulu man and an English lawyer

An English lawyer and a Zulu man happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from London to Joburg. The lawyer leans over to him and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Zulu man is t...Read more

Zulu man and an English lawyer

23 August 2011 | 4237 Views
An English lawyer and a Zulu man happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from London to Joburg. The lawyer leans over to him and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Zulu man is t...

by little johnny

My daughter is your reward: Joke

13 August 2011 | 3656 Views
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw...

by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Jona is almost about to die: Joke

13 August 2011 | 3455 Views
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working la...

by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Who broke down the walls of Jericho?: Joke

10 August 2011 | 7576 Views
A new school inspector is assigned to the Grade 4 class in one of the local schools.He is introduced to the class by the teacher.She says to the class: "Let's show the inspector just ...

by Makhox Labandla Lakhe

Two cabbages and two litters of cooking oil: Joke

09 August 2011 | 3471 Views
One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed a...

by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

Modern day Zulu language interpretation

19 July 2011 | 3459 Views
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she walked in, Muzikayifani, the grocery owner, was there and she asked him for...

by Nare Msupatsila

Fight abortion, say NO!!

13 July 2011 | 7623 Views
A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close...

by Say no to abortion

A stormy night in Soweto, 'hitch hiking': JOKE

29 June 2011 | 4643 Views
Joe from Soweto was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a...

by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

13 breakup disasters

14 June 2011 | 2499 Views
You can remember the moment you knew it was over. You saw her flirting with her boss and all you felt was relief. Actually, now that you look back, it's been over for a while. Right that's you sorted,...

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Dangers of changing jobs

13 June 2011 | 3143 Views
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to hand him the money. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a la...

by Makhox

Job application by Jona

13 June 2011 | 3544 Views
I m aply to my job in u company of Shoprite. I complete to grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.I am 27 ears to be born and no mailed and no childish. my father is dead long time ago and my ...

by Makhox Lebandla lakhe

Key to successful marriage

10 June 2011 | 3052 Views
Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love, and respect each other. Then absolutely there will ...

by Makhox

Lessons with Makhox lebandla lakhe

06 June 2011 | 4169 Views
DON'T YOU LIKE TO BE ZULU  Here = LA. Sleep= LALASleep here = LALA LASleep there = LALA LEListen = LALELA Listen here = LALELA...

by Makhox lebandla lakhe

An old woman in an Elevator

05 June 2011 | 4260 Views
An old woman riding in an elevator in a lavish manner,when a young beautiful woman gets into the elevator,smelling expensive perfumes....She says to the old woman arrogantly "Romance" by Ralp...

by Makhox lebandla lakhe

Is my son gay!

03 June 2011 | 2772 Views
My 12-year-old seems fascinated by gay people. It's always the gay character in programmes like Generations or Scandal that is his favourite. I don't mind if he's gay, but what I am wondering is if I ...

by Little Johnny

A touching story on marriage...

06 June 2011 | 2688 Views
In many ways smaller debate groups make a great difference in that they are more engaging, genuine and the debate is more coherent. Typically I took part in a small forum debate where I was challeng...

by Lowla Dee

Exam for you and you

09 May 2011 | 3916 Views
Question 1: with solution---------------------------A mother is 21 years older than the child.6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.Question : W...

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New Employment Rules

09 May 2011 | 3340 Views
SICK-DAYSWe will no longer accept a sick note as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.SURGERYOperations are now banned. As long as ...

by CEO

I am the door

07 May 2011 | 2822 Views
George Adam Smith, the 19th century biblical scholar tells of traveling one day in the holy land and coming across a shepherd and his sheep. He fell into conversation with him and the man showed him t...

by Zanele Phathi Nyathi

Most important part of the body

07 May 2011 | 2981 Views
My mother used to ask me what the most important part of the body is. Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer. When I was younger, I thought sound...

by Mahluli Moyo

Jona Again

06 May 2011 | 2612 Views
One day little Jona falls in love with his teacher. He writes a letter of proposal. it goes like this: "Hie Ma'am. Ngikubahalela lencwandi ngikwazisa ukuthi mina uJonah ngihlulekile ukuz...

by Makhox wase kasi

Professor

06 May 2011 | 2880 Views
UProfessor wayevakatshele esikolo semakhaya,isikolo siphetsheya komfula kudingeka ukuthi ungene esikepeni nxa usiya khona.Angene esikepeni uProfessor, nangu ulokhe eziqenya ngokuthi ufundile ulokhe ...

by Makhox wase kasi

Baptising A Drunk

05 May 2011 | 4033 Views
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher tu...

by Makhox Lebandla Lakhe

Be Specific

04 May 2011 | 6745 Views
A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle, he got tired and felt he couldn't run anymore.He stood still and prayed, "Ohhh God, would y...

by Makhox wase kasi

Zimbabwe Football Results and Analysis with Muzi Hadebe

04 May 2011 | 4388 Views
Week 6GUNNERS 0-2 KIGLONSHOOTING STARS 0-1 HIGHLANERSBLACK MAMBAS 0-3 FC PLATINUMCAPS UTD 1-0 CHICKEN INN ...

by Muziwethu Hadebe

Why do we shout!

03 May 2011 | 7077 Views
A theology professor was teaching about proverbs 15:1. He asked his students, "Why do we shout in anger?Why do people shout at each other when they are upset? The students thou...

by Makhox wase kasi

Please read this carefully

03 May 2011 | 2698 Views
It all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile service provider and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update ...

by Makhox wase kasi

Jona & the young boy

01 May 2011 | 3180 Views
A young boy enters a barber shop and Jona whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." Jona puts $2 note in one hand and a $10 note in the o...

by Makhox wase kasi

Drunk Jona

29 April 2011 | 2893 Views
Mr. Jona got home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep....

by Makhox

What do you say about this

29 April 2011 | 2909 Views
I think a lot of women are moving around with wounded hearts. Ladies who wounded you? Ngubani okuphe leso silonda?1. Was it the father who rejected you at birth?2. The mother who love...

by Makhox

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