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Women vomit evil eggs and dog poop as prophet performs miracles

by Staff reporter
24 January 2013 | 8994 Views
Bulawayo has produced its own version of Elegant prophets. This is young Prophet Sisonke Ndlovu of Living God Ministries from Sizinda suburb in Bulawayo.

On Monday last week, the 24-year-old man of God held a cleansing session at Sizinda Vocational Training Centre. During the cleansing service which began at 8am, some women VOMITED EGGS which they were allegedly def on and caused them to be barren.

....And the sermon starts. HALLELUYAH, AMEN!

The prophet is not different from the crop of his league that preach about deliverance from bondage, not leaving the gospel of prosperity. He tells the congregation of how great the Lord is and how his power is going to manifest in today's session by healing all who believe in the Lord. he invited whose who need healing to mogve forward and one woman emerges from the congregation to the stage.

Halleluyah!
"Dear sister, you ate an egg. The york in that egg was targeted at you and the while was targeted at your partner, little did you know that was how your womb was tied. In the name of Jesus, I cast away the omen and you are now a free woman," Prophet Ndlovu decreed.

When the crowd was still listening in amasement, the woman started vomiting in full glare of the congregation. An egg came out of her mouth. It fell into the bucket before breaking to expose the york and the white part of the egg.

"Glory to Jesus. She is now a free woman!" the Prophet claimed.

Another woman threw out finger-size BALLS with furs and the prophet described them as dog excrement. The dirt thrown by the woman, the man of God claimed were the cause of her ill health. As the sermon goes on, more women move forward to have a date with the seemingly 'powerful' man of God in anticipation of being healed.




Interestingly they ALL vomit various things and mostly visible blood. Scripts from the bible are read. Halleluyah, AMEN! The sermon ends.

It is yet to be ascertained whether Prophet Ndlovu is here to redeem the suffering in a in a stylish way as his Harare counterparts do or just passing like the Mathias and Mildred of this world.

Prophet Vomit

Source: B-Metro

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